But Make It a Recipe
Ciao, amici! Jacob here—yes, the Ochef. Before you start salting your pasta water or roasting that garlic, let’s get one thing straight: This blog is like Nonno’s advice—“Mangia bene, vivi meglio” (“Eat well, live better”)—but with sriracha-level warnings.
“I’m No Doctor, But I Play One on TV”
The recipes here are my passione , not medical advice. If you’re allergic to nuts, don’t toss them into pesto like confetti. Use your noodle (or consult a real doctor).
Affiliate Links (Aka “How I Fund My Olive Oil Obsession”)
You’ll spot links to my favorite kitchen gadgets and that divine San Marzano tomato brand. If you buy them, I might earn a piccolo commission. But I’d never hawk a product I wouldn’t serve to Nonno’s ghost.
External Links: Enter at Your Own Risk
I’ll send you to other sites for truffle oil deals or espresso machines, but I don’t babysit their content. If they recommend microwaving carbonara, avanti —but don’t blame me for the culinary sin.
“But Jacob, Can I Sue You?”
If your tiramisu collapses or your risotto burns… eh . This blog is a love letter to cooking, not a legally binding contract. That said, I’ll refund your $0 subscription fee if you’re truly heartbroken.
User-Generated Content
Send me your recipe photos? They might end up on the blog. If you’re camera-shy, scream “BASTA!” in your email.
Changes to This Disclaimer
Life (and lawsuits) happen. I’ll update this page faster than you can say “Mamma mia!”
Now, Let’s Cook!
Enough with the small print. Grab a pan, argue with my methods, and tag me in your kitchen triumphs. And if you’re really upset, send me a photo of your dish—we’ll settle it over a virtual Chianti.
—Jacob, the Ochef (and legal team, who made me add this)
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(P.P.S. Burnt lasagna? That’s on you.) 🔥🍝